So, turned out I didn't get in to Google Summer of Code. Both ideas for which I wrote proposals were actually accepted, but will be done by other students. I suppose my presentation and bragging skills could use a little polishing.
I will certainly miss the 4500$ and the T-shirt, as well as working on a major Open Source project, but I really hope that accepted students do a better job that I would. I'm a first-year student after all, I'll have many more opportunities.