21st Century Proverbs
1. Home is where you hang your @.
2. The Email of the species is deadlier than the mail.
3. A journey of 1,000 sites begins w/ a single click.
4. You can’t teach an old mouse new clicks.
5. Great groups from little icons grow.
6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7. / is the root of all directories.
8. What a tangled website we weave when we try.
9. Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish.
10. The modem is the message.
11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
13. There is no place like 127.0.0.1.
14. Don’t byte off more than you can view.
15. FAX is stranger than fiction.
16. What boots up must come down.
17. Linux will never cease.
18. Virtual reality is its own reward.
19. Modulation in all things.
20. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks!
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