Some More Windows 98 Errors
A Party of Famous Physicists
One day, all of the world’s famous physicists decided to get together for a tea luncheon. Fortunately, the doorman was a grad student, and able to observe some of the guests…
- Everyone gravitated toward Newton, but he just kept moving around at a constant velocity and showed no reaction.
- Einstein thought it was a relatively good time.
- Coulomb got a real charge out of the whole thing.
- Cavendish wasn’t invited, but he had the balls to show up anyway.
- Cauchy, being the only mathematician there, still managed to integrate well with everyone.
- Thompson enjoyed the plum pudding.
- Pauli came late, but was mostly excluded from things, so he split.
- Pascal was under too much pressure to enjoy himself.
- Ohm spent most of the time resisting Ampere’s opinions on current events.
- Hamilton went to the buffet tables exactly once.
- Volt thought the social had a lot of potential.
- Hilbert was pretty spaced out for most of it.
- Heisenberg may or may not have been there.
- The Curies were there and just glowed the whole time.
- van der Waals forced himeself to mingle.
- Wien radiated a colourful personality.
- Millikan dropped his Italian oil dressing.
- de Broglie mostly just stood in the corner and waved.
- Hollerith liked the hole idea.
- Stefan and Boltzman got into some hot debates.
- Everyone was attracted to Tesla’s magnetic personality.
- Compton was a little scatter-brained at times.
- Bohr ate too much and got atomic ache.
- Watt turned out to be a powerful speaker.
- Hertz went back to the buffet table several times a minute.
- Faraday had quite a capacity for food.
- Oppenheimer got bombed.
Oh, the Huge Manatee
As you can see, Opeke is progressing well. There’s all kinds of new shapes (four, actually, but I’ve really simplified creating new ones), and all kinds of new buttons (nine already).
And what’s you favourite manatee?
Posting from KBlogger
I just found a simple way to post to this blog without opening a browser. I’m using KBlogger, which supports several blog API’s, including Wordpress.
Now I only have to think of something to write about…
Little Known Facts of Life
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t
- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
- The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
